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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I have to give a shout-out to a DJ that played my mom’s 50th b-day a couple of weeks ago. I’ve been meaning to give this guy a referral, but it kind of slipped my mind over the past several weeks. I usually get home from work and kill a few beers…by that time, I’ve forgotten to do all the shit I’ve been meaning to do. Anyways, this guy we had play my mom’s bday was pretty damn good..and reasonable when compared to the alternatives.
I must have called a dozen DJs in the area and they were either too expensive or they tried too hard to guess what I wanted to hear. Then I found Precise DJs on the web and I called; he was pretty chill and didn’t try to push his style on me. He was also a lot more reasonable than most of the other guys I talked w/; so, I hired him.
My biggest concern about hiring a DJ was that I didn’t want someone who was going to monopolize the microphone all night…I didn’t want someone I didn’t know talking all night around my family. I made it clear to Guillermo (the DJ) and he was cool…he spoke at appropriate times and played a killer mix of tunes. If you’re looking for a San Diego DJ, then call Precise DJs.
He showed up early and stayed a little longer than we contracted. We were having a blast and he was in the groove, so we got a little extra DJ action than we bargained for. All-in-all it was a great party…and great parties are only as good as the music that’s spun. Check out Precise DJs if you’re looking for a good deal for your next party: Click Here for Precise DJs Website. Now I can get back to my beer drinking.
UFC 81: Lesnar vs. Mir
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I’m pretty pumped for the fights tonight!! As cheesy as Brock Lesnar was in his WWE days…I think he’s a legit threat in the UFC. Lesnar was a national wrestling champ and a multiple time Big-10 champ. He’s a huge dude w/ incredible power. I’m calling it right now…Lesnar is going to destroy Mir! You heard it.
Mir is a bad-ass…no doubt. However, what has he done lately?? Have we even heard from this guy in the past couple of years? Mir is by far the better jiu-jitsu artist, which is really the only chance he has at winning. If he can control Lesnar from his back and get a bunch of submission attempts, then Lesnar may tire which could be good for a Mir decision. I seriously doubt Mir can knock Lesnar out, but I think Lesnar has a real good chance of knocking Mir out.
I’m pulling for Lesnar. I can’t stand that WWE shit, but Lesnar is legit. Here’s to Lesnar as the future heavyweight champ.
Neck Problems and Beer
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I’ve been having some serious headaches lately…it’s been baffling to me because I don’t know what causes them. I keep pounding beer and ibuprofen, which helps temporarily…but it’s just a bandaid. A good friend of mine is a San Diego chiropractor..I’ve been doing a trade out with him; he gives me adjustments, I help him build a teahouse that he bought in Bali. Somehow I feel like my end of the bargain is more labor intensive…which probably doesn’t help my neck problems. Now that I think of it, he seems to have gotten me into a perpetual state of needing his chiropractic care, which means that he will have free labor until the teahouse is built. Hmmmm!!!
My chiropractor said that my neck problems are most likely caused by my many hours of sitting at a desk and staring at a computer. He gave me some weird bowling ball analogy to try and describe my neck problems…it made a little bit of sense, so I started sitting up straighter at work. It also got me thinking about outfitting my office to be more ergonomically sound. So, naturally, I did a search on Google for ergonomic office products…I came across a shitload of sites (most of them sucked and seemed expensive). I came across one site that was really well done; www.ergoware.com. I actually bought a keyboard tray system from them. I’m probably going to buy an ergonomic chair and a monitor arm from them, as well.
So, I’ve been seeing a chiropractor and buying new ergonomic stuff…but I still don’t feel great. Certainly not as good as when I’ve pounded 8 Sam Adams in a two-hour timeframe. Maybe beer is the end-all cure-all. Maybe I should just get a job at a brewery…I can eliminate the “staring at the computer” diagnosis and I can self medicate while I work. Schlameel, Schlamazel…Hosenpepper Incorporated.
Water vs. Coke…Amazing facts about both!!
(44 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5) Loading ...WATER
#1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
(Likely applies to half the world population.)
#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak
that it is mistaken for hunger.
#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as 3%.
#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs
for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of
Washington study.
#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
for up to 80% of sufferers.
#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term
memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
the computer screen or on a printed page.
#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop
bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water
you should drink every day?
COKE
#1. In many states the highway patrol carries
two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the highway after a car accident.
#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
and it will be gone in two days.
#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous china.
#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.
#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
#8… To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.
#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
engines of the trucks for about 20 years!
Now the question is, would you like a glass of water?
or Coke?
You Know It’s True
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David Hasselhoff Drunk!! This is comedy…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...At least now we know that he’s not a complete tool…he likes to get his drink on!! Ok, he’s still a tool.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-FJyniP7A[/youtube]
Will Farrel - The Landlord!!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This is priceless. I know this is a little old at this point, but it is a mandatory link from any respectable video site. Funny stuff!!
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=atT7Fv-Hld4[/youtube]
Great Pick-up Lines!!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I advise you to use these at-will. Happy hunting!
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=1tXtc0mEgcs[/youtube]
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